Est. 2023 · Head-to-Head Points
The simulator answers the oldest clubhouse question with arithmetic: what if every club had played every other club's schedule? With one week played, the honest edition is the all-play table — your Week 1 score against all nine other scores. It deepens weekly; no weeks are simulated that have not been played.
| Club | Week 1 pts | All-play record | Actual result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3Zilla Squad | 1,537.0 | 9–0 | W |
| BOOM! Shockalotta | 1,477.5 | 8–1 | W |
| Team Ruah | 1,466.0 | 7–2 | L |
| Team O'Connor | 1,427.5 | 6–3 | L |
| Team Pup n' Suds | 1,426.0 | 5–4 | W |
| Glizzy Gobblers | 1,398.0 | 4–5 | L |
| The REAL Tribal Chief | 1,383.5 | 3–6 | W |
| .... Rice and Beans | 1,326.0 | 2–7 | W |
| Christ The King | 1,261.0 | 1–8 | L |
| CKING | 1,191.5 | 0–9 | L |
The bottleneck grid scans Kingdom rosters against the NBA calendar: for each club, how many rostered players are active on each upcoming game day — the Friday logjam vs the quiet Thursday. The grid is fed by the NBA schedule pull wired into the weekly features rebuild (the same ESPN feed as the NBA team pages); where a club's week has not been pulled yet, its row says so rather than estimating game days.
Bottleneck data loads with the weekly NBA schedule pull — see each club's players' NBA teams on the NBA team pages for the rosters this grid counts. No game day is ever guessed.